WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?! …Nothing. Just watch the spinning ass.
Being able to pee outdoors is a luxury I can’t afford.
#FF @jascollins @Beef_Tongue @MugOfGasoline @JohnnyChimpo because they hate the Baby Jesus as they’ve been instructed by the bible.
This #FF I am singling out some people who seem to always star the Tweets *I* am most proud of. Because they get me, and that’s scary.
#FF @SeoulBrother and @nicedream because between the three of us we can prove that 2 1/2 Asians can be funny.
#FF @justinjewell. We had our first fight a week or so ago and he owes me some make up sex.
#FF @GPappalardo even though he was a lot more fun before he and his girl stole that infant from the hospital. Oh! I mean— nothing…
