September 2010
35 posts
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The Man Who Knew.
Imagine being in the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001 after spending much of your intelligence career chasing Al Qeda. This online only episode of PBS’ Frontline covers one specific 9/11 tragedy, the story of former head of the FBI’s flagship antiterrorism unit in New York City, John O’Neill. For six years O’Neill led the fight to track down...
Seriously rofflesque times during “Starting Over” (1979). Check Burt’s glance for help. http://twitpic.com/2mz547
Watching “Starting Over” (1979) and wondering why no one ever goes for Mary Kay Place. I’da jumped at it, mama.
I like how Chappelle’s character is the way Con Air even takes off and yet they drop him out of the story about 10 mins in. Genius.
I just pulled the trigger on “Con Air” and you’ll just have to live with being peanut butter and jealous.
RT @PBSHD: Breaking News I’m Voting Republican http://dlvr.it/504Yj
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In other news, Sea World is having a sale on whale! (At the snack bar.) http://j.mp/avNUS9
Entertaining notions of breaking up with the Twitter.
"The Suitcase"
What a deeply satisfying episode of Mad Men. Seriously.
If only there was a negative star for when you people fire your puntastic Tweets into my reality. I guess there’s an unfollow for that.
Okay, I’m going to turn off Twitter altogether — but I want you to know your Tweets have disappointed Auntie Spider greatly on this day.
I’m afraid we are completely oversold. I am offering any willing passengers a credit to Tweet at a later time.
I am SO glad no one told me it was National Suicide Week because I can assure you I’d have worked very hard to make it my personal deadline.
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The Elephant Man Indeed.
The notion that somehow an elephant stomped on a pregnant woman and the resulting injury to her child was a permanently enlarged skull flies in the face of all possible logic.
And what an enormous face it is.
Plan: 30 Mins of Rock Banding.
Korean Baths.
Bail for the Orange Curtain.
Wait a minute. Am I… “enjoying” SOFT CORE right now? Oh. Thank god. No. It’s only food poisoning.
Should it ever reach my digestive system that cream sauce will shape shift into an all food Vietnam War Reenactment.
Moments after the leftovers headed down they hit the emergency brakes at the end of my esophagus and performed an unrehearsed fire drill.
“Death Wish” refers to an optimistic hopefulness that how I feel at this moment is the result of something fatal so it will end fairly soon.
Well, in the words of Pulitzer, Tequila Mockingbird.
When I see a church I think ‘gee, if there wasn’t a pedophile eagerly sticking his head up his ass that’d make a terrific Panda Express.’
The VFair article on Sarah Palin uncovers her $3000 Spanx shopping spree - alas, explaining the dizzying lack of circulation to her brain.
Black Sororities. Because college is about matching outfits.™ http://bit.ly/ccAAOs
I’ve just deleted Zombie Farm because it’s really stupid. Also, grass is green and Johnny Depp is sexually appealing.
Due to the “12th & Delaware” doc on HBO my pals and I will be busy fucking with the manipulative d-bags at the ProLife clinic ‘til midnight.
Warning: 21 Jump Street Pilot + Cap’n Crunch = Crunch exits via nostrils.
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“During these post-campaign days, according to insiders, [Sarah] Palin’s temper...”
– Michael Joseph Gross ~Vanity Fair
Oh please let it have been the kid with Down Syndrome and please let some merciful angel of heaven upload it to YouTube right this instantpleasepleaseprettyprettypleasepleaseplease….
Just once I’d like to have a civilized debate with an anti-choice godfreak. Perhaps I’d illustrate my argument by shoving a grenade in her.
August 2010
32 posts
Now is not a good time. #finalsixwordnovel
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Man, let me get my Mad Men on before you bitches spoil it for me.
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“Church folks is not always Christians. You know. But you got these people who...”
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Millie Jackson, Singer.
Mary Jane edible is handing my poor friend a beating.
“Here. Let me draw you a mapkin.™”
Sexist bullshit. http://twitpic.com/2ghmxg
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WatchFrench Kids vs. Copy Machine
The only difference between this and where you work is that they don’t try where you work.
You may have won, but I went bankrupt owning Boardwalk & Park Place while you were in jail.