Spider H. Goodlegs^

Church folks is not always Christians. You know. But you got these people who are so much better than you are, they can’t have nothing to do with you. They usually come to service late, with the big hat that they put on with the same outfit that they had on the night before, but they didn’t have the hat. And they want to sit on the front row, because if they sit on the front row, then Pastor can see them big legs, you know, while they’re being blessed.

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